I used all 14 items, from the red "B" to the bobby-pin (or hair-grip as I think they're called in the Queen's English speaking countries, but don't quote me on it) to the paper clip to what looks like a Cracker Jacks plastic toy figurine.
It ended up over 900 words. Not so good.
Soooo, here's an abridged version.
I offer the following in response: Sticky's Owl