Sunday, April 13, 2014

Spambox Sunday: Shame on the Seek Engines


So a few anonymous British massage parlors and a Google Translate nightmare ended up on my Today's Spotlight: Finishing Touches post over the last couple weeks. Enjoy the following from my anonymous friends:


I.
You really make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this matter to be really something that I think I would never understand. It seems too complicated and extremely broad for me. I am looking forward for your next post. I’ll try to get the hang of it!

I can't wait. Good luck.

II.
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No. Thank you. SHAME ON SEEK ENGINES! 

III.
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So glad I can help...?

IV.
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I achieved web taste! I will be the envy of all! 


V.
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Ah, thanks! I always look forward to your comments.

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Well, hey, points for honesty.

VII.
Hello. I think you blog might be having browser compatibility issues. When I look at your blog in Opera, it looks fine but when opening in Internet Explorer, it has some overlapping. I just wanted to give you a quick heads up! Other then that, terrific blog!

Hmm. I have had this issue before. I'll check the Explorer for peanut butter.

VIII.
Peculiar article, totally what I wanted to find.


I can be peculiar.


And last but not least:

IX.
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Google Translate hinted at Polish, turned inside out, and exploded. 

2 comments:

  1. I think you've inspired me to check my spam box for possible inspiration.... Who knows what stories lie buried in the nonsense? At the very least, I can get a good laugh.

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    1. I promise you, there will be days that you cannot breathe you are laughing so hard. Thanks for stopping by and for sharing your thoughts! I hope you find a gem or two in your spambox.

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