Spambox Sunday: Something Enlightening to Read

Okay, it's that time. Please keep you hands and arms inside the train at all times. Hang on to those hats and glasses, and check that your seat-belts remain securely fastened. All aboard? Here we go again!

I.

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Keep up the great work! You realize, a lot of people are searching around for this info, you can help them greatly.

Thanks! I'm always happy to help.

II.

What i do not understood is in reality how you are now not actually much more well-favored than you might be now.
You're so intelligent. You realize thus significantly in the case of this topic, produced me personally imagine 
it from so many various angles. Its like women and men don't seem to be fascinated except 
it's one thing to accomplish with Lady gaga!
Your individual stuffs nice. At all times maintain it up!

Ah, you've been here before. This is your second visit. I'm starting to think you doth protest too much about Lady gaga fascination.

III.

Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video 
to make your point. You definitely know what youre talking about, why waste 
your intelligence on just posting videos to your weblog when you could be giving us something enlightening 
to read?

You know, I hate to break this to you but this isn't YouTube. I haven't posted a single video here. And I'm not particularly inclined to do so either.

But don't worry, people make this mistake all the time. Cheers!

IV.

I'm really loving the theme/design of your web site.
Do you ever run into any browser compatibility issues?
A number of my blog visitors have complained about my blog not working correctly in Explorer but looks great in Safari.
Do you have any advice to help fix this issue?

You've been here before, too. I think this is maybe the third time? You really need to get someone to look at your Explorer. Maybe drive it to your local Ford dealership and get a Ford certified mechanic to look on it before you take it out on your next Safari? Otherwise, I got nothing



Okay folks, thanks for joining me for this edition of Spambox Sunday. I hope you enjoyed your stay, and you'll tune in next time for some more gems of wisdom from the spambox.

Spambox Sunday: At All Times, Handle It Up!

Some more gems from the Spambox ready for your entertainment.

I.

I'm really enjoying the design and layout of your blog.
It's a very easy on the eyes which makes it much more enjoyable for me to come here 
and visit more often. Did you hire out a developer to create 
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Nope, this is your basic plug-n-play Blogger set-up. I'm technically-challenged like that.

II.

What i do not understood is if truth be told how you are not actually a lot more neatly-appreciated 
than you might be now. You are very intelligent.
You understand thus significantly in the case of this 
subject, made me personally imagine it from a lot 
of various angles. Its like women and men are not fascinated unless it's one thing to do with Lady gaga!Your own stuffs great. At all times handle it up! my weblog


I pledge this to you now, faithful readers: At all times, I will handle it up, despite the fact that I'm not Lady Gaga!

III.

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qualifies to the Diagnostic and Record Manual of Psychological Disorders (DSM), extreme gaming is something which is something which has begun to obtain widespread attention and there's a raging 
discussion on its dangerous side effects.
You are able to customize the body that enables you to change or take away components 
based on your personal preference. Of course, it doesn't demand you to become a 
pro gamer to beat your enemy.

My weblog 

Phew! It's good to know that I don't have to be a pro gamer to beat my enemy. Like any respectable author, I'll settle for having my revenge by writing my enemy into a book. *Insert evil laugh here* 

IV.

I seldom comment, but i did a few searching and wound up here 
"Travel Tuesday: The Vista south of San Onofre".
And I do have a few questions for you if you usually do not mind.
Is it just me or does it look as if like a few of the comments look like coming 
from brain dead folks? :-P And, if you are writing on other 
online social sites, I would like to follow everything fresh you have to post.
Would you list of all of all your social sites like your Facebook page, twitter feed,
or linkedin profile?My webpage


Now, hang on a minute. The spambox has several wonderful hacker-type people and scammer-like people and phishing-like people and spambot-like people. You just don't know them the way I do. My suggestion? Lurk some more and get to know them before you call them brain dead. If you insist on this foolishness, you won't make the next Spambox Sunday report. So there. *sticks tongue out and blows raspberry*


So that's it for this installment folks. Tune in next time for more gems from my spambox!

Spambox Sunday: Shame on the Seek Engines

So a few anonymous British massage parlors and a Google Translate nightmare ended up on my Today's Spotlight: Finishing Touches post over the last couple weeks. Enjoy the following from my anonymous friends:

I.

You really make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this matter to be really something that I think I would never understand. It seems too complicated and extremely broad for me. I am looking forward for your next post. I’ll try to get the hang of it!

I can't wait. Good luck.

II.

Great work! That is the type of information that are meant to be shared around the web. Shame on the seek engines for now not positioning this submit upper! Come on over and consult with my website. Thank you. =)

No. Thank you. SHAME ON SEEK ENGINES! 

III.

This paragraph provides clear idea for the new people of blogging, that genuinely how to do blogging. Here is my blog post

So glad I can help...?

IV.

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I achieved web taste! I will be the envy of all! 

V.

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Ah, thanks! I always look forward to your comments.

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Well, hey, points for honesty.

VII.

Hello. I think you blog might be having browser compatibility issues. When I look at your blog in Opera, it looks fine but when opening in Internet Explorer, it has some overlapping. I just wanted to give you a quick heads up! Other then that, terrific blog!

Hmm. I have had this issue before. I'll check the Explorer for peanut butter.

VIII.

Peculiar article, totally what I wanted to find.

I can be peculiar.

And last but not least:

IX.

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Google Translate hinted at Polish, turned inside out, and exploded. 

Spambox Sundays: The Plan of a User

Found these gems in my spambox this week. This time, "they" seem to be after Today's Spotlight: Finishing Touches, which was highlighting a guest article I wrote for Write on Edge, and To Copyright or Not to Copyright, which is part of my Aspects of Independent Publishing series.

I have had more entertaining ones for sure, but these are still fascinating in their own right. I copied the texts just as I found them so rest assured, the grammar and spelling issues this time aren't mine.

When someone writes an paragraph he/she maintains the plan of a user in his/her mind that how a user can be aware of it. Therefore that’s why this post is perfect. Thanks! Feel free to surf  to my site…

 and this one:

Saved as a favorite. I love your blog! Have a look at my web page animation 

To be honest, I posted this last one not because I think it's particularly entertaining. I just liked the idea that someone somewhere bookmarked my site. Even if it's spam, it still tugs a bit at the old heartstrings.

That's what I got for you this week. How about you? Did you find anything fun in your spambox?

Spambox Sundays: It is Trump to Tell

Spambots are striking me again. This time they're after my Sticky's World story about  Podgy-Warbles. Look at the gem I found in my spambox:

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This was a straight cut and paste. I did not alter anything about this comment. All irritation aside, it's still extremely entertaining. 

Spambox Sunday: Watch Out for Brussels!

This weekend I've been inundated with spam. The post that's getting hit? Week Five of WoE's Write at the Merge, La Douleur Exquise. I've had 100 spam comments since Friday, and the Google stats say I've strong readership rise in Russia and India. Coincidence?

Some of these are down right ridiculous. I thought I'd share my favorites:

Hi there, I found your site by means of Google even as looking for a comparable subject, your website got here up, it seems great. I've bookmarked it in my google bookmarks. Hi there, simply became aware of your weblog through Google, and located that it's truly informative. I'm gonna watch out for brussels. I'll appreciate in the event you proceed this in future. Lots of other people shall be benefited from your writing. Cheers!

 I mean, those pesky brussels pop up everywhere, right?

But wait, there's more:

Fastidious replies in return of this query with genuine arguments and describing the whole thing on the topic of that.

On the topic of THAT. With genuine arguments. I'm fastidious and proud!

And another:

Many bodybuilders make this same mistake, and take the hard road. While they are struggling to pack on any muscle at all, you. The reason is that too often people consume too much protein at one time and most of it goes to waste

Um, I don't remember writing anything about muscle building. Maybe the protein isn't going to waste, it's just wasting my memory?

But that's not all. I'm apparently responsible for someone's meal:

An outstanding share! I have just forwarded this onto a friend who was conducting a little homework on this. And he actually bought me lunch due to the fact that I stumbled upon it for him. .. lol. So let me reword this.... Thank YOU for the meal! ! But yeah, thanks for spending the time to talk about this topic here on your web page.

And the following I don't even think is English:

Undeniably believe that which you stated. Your favorite justification appeared to be at the web the simplest factor to take note of. I say to you, I certainly get annoyed while other folks think about worries that they just do not recognize about. You controlled to hit the nail upon the highest as well as defined out the entire thing without having side-effects , folks could take a signal. Will probably be back to get more. Thank you

I mean OW! My brain itches!

And last but not least:

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I'm on strike folks. I think it's too much work to load and reload instances times, let alone to expertise several technical points from right here.

Geez, spam robots from India and Russia, as entertaining as you have been...GET A LIFE!